[Humor] 50 Things You May Experience at Uni
This is my Top 50 Pet Peeves List of what I experienced during my time at university. These items are mostly based on personal experience, but with a little hyperbole and fun added too!
50 Things ...
- Admission day nerves
- Being totally broke by the weekend
- Classes with repulsive odors
- Cleaning roster
- Curry for dinner, tea and supper!
- Dodgy landlords
- Dorm doors banging at night
- Drunken room mates
- Extremist views
- Excessive drinking
- Falling asleep during lectures
- Fist fights
- Forgetting to charge the laptop
- Geek's
- Hair and other gunk in the shared shower
- Hangovers
- Hassle of moving everything in and out
- Infatuated female attention
- Infatuated male attention
- Infatuated male & female attention!
- Information overload on the brain
- Lack of peace & quiet
- Lack of privacy
- Late nights
- Leftover pizza
- Loud music booming down corridors
- Lugging books around
- Matchbox sized single dorm room
- Meeting old school adversaries
- Missing home
- Money budgeting
- No cash for a night out
- No personal TV (UK - licensing costs)
- Playing gooseberry to friends
- Pot Noodle (UK student nosh)
- Puking
- Radical activists
- Relationship distractions
- Resisting sexual advances (if abstinent)
- Restricted Uni Internet access
- Rich students with attitude
- Shared kitchens
- Smell of burnt popcorn and other microwave food
- Stolen food from the shared refrigerator
- Stinky roommates
- Teachers with bad breath
- Using launderettes
- Wacky baccy!
- Weirdo's
- Weird haircuts!
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